8. Wipe Up
Hygiene is one of the pillars of modern society. Thats why youve got to make sure youre keeping yourselves clean, people. Otherwise, disease and death will spread across the land… Or something like that. At any rate, one thing you definitely need to do is make sure that you wipe up well after pinching a loaf. Otherwise those skid marks will be real, and you could be looking at something like what you see here.