12. Tighten Up
Hey, we were looking at some shorts malfunctions earlier, and we were quick to ascribe blame… But maybe, just maybe, the fault for the shorts wardrobe malfunction can lie at the feet of the wearer. Take this soccer player as an example. As he goes for the penalty kick, his shorts fall clear off of his body. The only way that can happen is if he didnt tighten up the shorts to begin with. Cmon, man!